英语笑话,故事, 要短加译文

笑话一：

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they're always jumping around.

译文：

为什么科学家不相信原子？

因为它们总是四处乱窜。

故事一：

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a parrot. The shopkeeper says, "We have two parrots. One is $50, and the other is $200."

The man asks, "Why is one so expensive?"

The shopkeeper replies, "The $200 parrot speaks five languages!"

The man buys the $50 parrot and leaves. A week later, he comes back angry. "That parrot doesn't speak any language! It just sits there!"

The shopkeeper shrugs and says, "Did you try the $200 parrot?"

译文：

一个人走进一家宠物店，问有没有鹦鹉。店主说：“我们有两种鹦鹉。一种卖50美元，另一种卖200美元。”

那人问：“为什么一个这么贵？”

店主回答：“那只200美元的鹦鹉会说五种语言！”

那人买了那只50美元的鹦鹉就走了。一周后，他怒气冲冲地回来。“那只鹦鹉根本不会说话！它只是坐在那里！”

店主耸耸肩说：“你试过那只200美元的鹦鹉吗？”

希望你喜欢这些简短的内容！

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